(Source: kushandwizdom)
IF I HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY
I’D BE LIKE:
WHEN IM WAY TOO EXCITED TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND
I’M JUST LIKE:
WHEN I SEE A COUPLE MAKING OUT IN PUBLIC
IF I’M SINGLE:
IF I HAVE A BOYFRIEND:
WHEN I GET OUT OF CLASS
FIRST I’M LIKE:
AND THEN I’M LIKE:
COLLEGE ROOMMATES
WHEN YOU’RE FRIENDS:
WHEN YOU’RE NOT FRIENDS:
FIRST KISS
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:

















